Christian Patriots Stop New World Order; Instate New World Order

Published 2026-6-6 by NAITO Yoru

For once in their lives, patriotic right-wing Christians, instead of whining about transsexual brand ambassadors on social media, have decided to actually enact some change in the world. Reports around the globe show that various institutions connected to the New World Order have been victim to a series of attacks conducted by a large network of patriotic Christians fed up with it. Victims of these attacks include the World Economic Forum, members of the Bilderberg Group, Freemasons, atheist churches, among many more. With these series of attacks being a success resulting in the end of the New World Order, the participants in these attacks have announced they will now be instating a New World Order where Christianity will be enforced onto the global population. A leading member had this to say to Moxistan News:

"With the end of the New World Order, we must enact a New World Order where Christ is King and seize power to stop globohomo by spreading the Word of God until the entire world is a single, homogenized Christian society. We will start by making America an officially Christian nation just as the Founding Fathers intended and then we will dissolve the European Union and instate the Christian United Countries Coalition which will finally free Europe from the authoritarian clutches of the EU by enforcing laws which support Christian values onto all member states. We will end the hatred and division which were caused by the secularist decay of morality by abolishing the rights of groups which go against the teachings of the Bible. Finally, we can live in a world of Jesus' love once we get rid of the fags and trannies which have been grooming our children into mutilating their genitals. The only ones who should be mutilating children's genitals are the parents via the holy act of circumcision just as our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ intended. Our children will finally be safe from the clutches of these predators once they seek the mentorship of priests and Christian counselors. And unlike the baby-murdering machine that is the secularist West, we will enact policies which encourage family values and reproduction of God's children by abolishing abortion and imprisoning all women and their accomplices who took part in this genocide, forcing them to give birth to children they can't raise. The time has come for a New World Order. You will comply with Christ."

Our own Ethan Stiefellecker had this to say:

"It's about damn time these leftist secularist scum got their comeuppance. Maybe now America will once again be safe for freedom-loving patriots like me and all the countries I've been kicked out of will come to their senses and kick out illegal aliens instead of patriotic expatriates such as myself. It's a damn shame Moxistan won't be a member of the CUCC; I'm starting to get tired of its authoritarian freedom of religion and secularist policies which go against American values."

Leaders in the soon-to-be CUCC states have also announced they will be holding annual secret meetings between national and religious leaders to discuss policies and management of the New World Order. Their first meeting will discuss a series of policies dubbed the Christ Agenda. Protests around the globe have erupted opposing this New World Order; however, proponents of the New World Order have reassured that soon enough, with their guidance, the world will be brought to harmony and their leadership is necessary for the sustainability of the world. The majority of Moxistanis oppose the New World Order; however, citizens of the enclave state of Fillyland within Moxistan have voiced support for the New World Order and are expected to become a member state of the CUCC.