Section 1: Definitions
"We", "I", or any other grammatical inflection of those words or "this website" refers to Moxistan.com. "You" refers to you both singular and plural.
Section 2: Introduction
Moxistan.com is a website for the purpose of sharing and preserving the history and legacy the great country Moxistan. This website also serves the purpose of hosting the news publication Moxistan News.
By using, interacting with, or acknowledging the existence of this website, you agree and consent to these terms indefinitely and may not retract any agreement or consent without ours first. If you do not agree to these terms, too bad, you already consented as described in this paragraph.
Section 3: Intellectual Property
The country of Moxistan does not have nor acknowledge any laws pertaining copyright, patents, trademarks and any variation, trade secrets, or database rights.
If you feel your intellectual property rights have been violated in any way by our completely original work or are just butthurt and want to abuse intellectual property laws, please contact us as described in the Contact Section. We will promptly tell you to go fuck yourself.
Section 4: Prohibited Activities
As a user of this website as described in Section 2, you agree not to:
- Make any legal claim against the website or its operators for any purpose whatsoever.
- Disacknowledge the validity of Moxistan as a sovereign state.
- Be a whiney little cunt because something on this website offended you.
Section 5: Things You Agree To
As a user of this website as described in Section 2, you agree that:
- You are of legal age and status to use this website because apparently all these retarded ToSes say you "agree" that you're of age for whatever bullshit.
- Everything stated on this website is true without exception.
- We may change the Terms of Use at any time without your discretion and you agree to any said changes.
Section 6: Third-Party Websites
We may link to third-party websites. You agree that we are not responsible for any harm or damages caused by this even if completely deliberate.
Section 7: Privacy Policy
By accepting the Terms of Use as described in Section 2, you also accept our Privacy Policy
Section 8: Term And Termination
These legal terms shall remain in effect for as long as described in Section 2. You may not alter these terms for any purpose. You agree and consent that if you violated these terms, we may use legal means to ruin your life and legally rob you of all your worth.
Section 9: Governing Law
These terms are legally valid within the country of Moxistan and everywhere worldwide. They are also valid anywhere in the universe.
Section 10: Dispute Resolution
In any case legal intervention is required, you agree to arbitration without exception. The arbitration case shall be conducted by an arbitrator of our choosing. You will be responsible for any fees during the arbitration process and agree to pay any arbitration award granted to us if ruled by the arbitrator.
Any attempt to take legal action via any other court against us violates these terms and you accept that you will forfeit the case and cover all our court fees should such a case arise.
Section 11: Disclaimer
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Section 12: Limitation Of Liability
WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY PHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL, FINANCIAL OR OTHERWISE DAMAGES THAT RESULT FROM USING THIS WEBSITE EVEN IF COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL. YOU MAY NOT MAKE ANY CLAIM AGAINST US REQUESTING COMPENSATION FOR ANY DAMAGES CAUSED.
Section 13: Indemnification
I don't know what indemnify means but you agree to hold us innocent of all cases and charges against us. You agree to defend us in all cases and situations whether legal or in criticism and failure to do so will result in a breach of these terms subject to Section 8 of these terms.
Section 14: Contact Us
Go to the Contact page, retard.