Human Souls To Be Used For Identity Verification

Published 2026-1-1 by NAITO Yoru

With the rise in regulation concerning child safety on the internet, the demand for identity and age verification services has skyrocketed with one company developing an identity verification method it says triumphs above all others. New Order World Enterprises, a recently founded startup, has just discovered that human souls can be used for identity verification purposes. How it works is first you register for identity verification services with NOWE, who will mail you a soul extraction kit which allows you to extract a piece of your soul to mail back NOWE. They will then encode your soul into a digital format which is also encoded with your other identification documents. This digitized piece of your soul will then be in their system and every time you must confirm your identity and allow yourself to be tracked across the internet, all you have to do is scan your soul with a soul scanner which they will mail you free of charge and your soul will be checked against their database to confirm your age and identity.

The company also offers a program in which you can allow them to give a digitized copy of your soul to research companies to be studied and law enforcement to aid in criminal investigations akin to how DNA companies non-consensually sell genetic information to governments and law enforcement. Only with this, NOWE will pay you royalties for the use of your soul. The company's CEO, Louie Seafer has stated "Unlike other companies which monetize on and share your data without your consent, we at New Order World Enterprises wish to give you the opportunity to monetize on your data. By selling your soul to us, you can make money and help keep the world a safer place and contribute to science." The company has since also set up what they call "soul stations" around the globe which people can simply walk up to and have a piece of their soul extracted from them and sent to NOWE to receive $5 USD. NOWE has been marketing their soul monetization program under the slogan "Selling your soul has never been easier".

New Order World Enterprises has been working with governments and law enforcement agencies to give them the infrastructure to extract and scan souls without assistance from NOWE. They are also lobbying lawmakers to enact stricter age verification laws and hope to make the internet and the world a safer place with their identity verification system. The company has faced criticism over privacy concerns to which Mr. Seafer has stated "Governments worldwide are enacting age and identity verification requirements for a reason. We must keep our children and the public safe and one way to do just that is by making sure every single person and organization around you knows just who you are. If you object to what is obviously making the world safer for everyone, especially the children, I don't know what to say to you other than I certainly wouldn't trust you around my children. We don't share your information, we let you monetize it so I don't understand the concern over privacy when safety should be our priority. I believe we should be more concerned over the people who object to my company's work as they certainly have something to hide if they're uncomfortable with everyone knowing just who they are and what they're doing."

New Order World Enterprises has stated its next plans are to work with device manufacturers to develop soul scanners small enough to be built into a phone. The company hopes that if they can develop soul scanning technology to this point, no one will have an excuse to not verify their identity everywhere they go.