Published 2026-6-6 by NAITO Yoru
One week ago, John Dodel flew from his upper-middle class home in the Californian suburbs to Jerusalem, Israel. Upon arriving, he went up to an Israel Defense Force soldier and proceeded to steal the soldier's gun before killing him and stealing his equipment. Dodel then began his ongoing rampage through Israel, killing many IDF soldiers and police officers. Dodel has been leaving notes after each massacre which seem to be connecting together to form a manifesto for his reasonings for the rampage. Dodel is yet to be subdued and seems to possess a supernatural ability to heal. The United States has stated it will be sending 450 million dollars in taxpayer money to Israel to fund research into offense against the supernatural. Dodel's rampage has caused significant harm to Israel's military which has stated is a giant blow to its ability to rape and murder Palestinian children, outraging many pro-Israel Christians who would gladly die for a people who believe in a religion they believe is complete blasphemy.
However, patriotic American Christians, outraged at the possibility their resources won't be leeched by one of the richest countries in the world, aren't the only ones outraged at the situation. The left-wing, anti-fascist, anti-bigotry movement Words Over Action has also expressed outrage at the situation. Leaders of the leaderless movement have stated that the actions Dodel has taken against whom Words Over Action has stated are "bloodthirsty murderers and colonizers which have been conducting a decades-long genocide against the Palestinian people and their rightful homeland" are reprehensible and that there is absolutely no excuse to use violence even against genocidal colonists during war time. One of the leaders stated "When we say stuff like 'punch a Nazi', we mean it figuratively. We would never actually harm anyone, even those who actively call for me and my family to be killed. Why do you think we just call anyone who disagrees with us a fascist while spamming our symbol everywhere we can without actually doing anything to stop things like fascism and bigotry? I don't even know what fascism actually is; I'm a high school drop-out who failed history."
Susan Mary, a fellow writer at Moxistan News and supporter of Words Over Action has expressed her disappointment with the situation: "Our research into Dodel has found that he isn't even a radical leftist anarcho-communist, instead being a moderately left-leaning anarcho-mutualist, basically making him a far-right fascist. You can't be an anarchist and respect the will of the individual separate from the collective; that's like, just as fake of anarchism as anarcho-capitalism. Only a rigid adherence to the will of the workers' class can be true anarchism; anything else is just authoritarianism... and fascism. We didn't even find Dodel spamming pride flags as often and wherever he possibly could either which further points to the fact he's problematic and likely a far-right radical extremist. And not one snarky microblog post strawmanning about queer folk and/or people of color being so much better than those dirty right-wing losers could be found. Dodel is clearly no hero even though he's accomplishing what the entire Free Palestine movement could only wish to mimic a fraction of. Violence is absolutely never the answer."
The Mox Lives Matter movement has shown support for Dodel stating "Even though no one actually knows what the fuck his manifesto is actually saying, he sure knows how to effectively protest." Fillyland supports Dodel because they hate Jews. Only the Jerusalem chapter of Words Over Action bothered do anything to actually stop Dodel which was sending a scout to a support rally for Dodel to tattle on what was happening, eventually calling the police despite being vehemently anti-cop in an attempt to stop the rally only for the police to join the rally since they were performing music and having a good time. The Words Over Action member was also reportedly already known to be a snitch by her bodyweight and attempt at a neo-gothic aesthetic. A life-long anti-fascist activist and daughter of a Holocaust survivor offered to help train members of Words Over Action in protesting against Israeli colonization and political violence; however, Words Over Action labeled the activist a fascist because she didn't support anarcho-communism and cut all ties with her.
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