Introducing The Patriot Phone

Published 2025-9-1 by Ministry of Commerce

Five years ago, Grand Rapids International Freedom Technology announced its Patriot Phone which became available for pre-order and now, it will begin shipping soon.

The Patriot Phone's history goes back to seven years ago when GRIFT's founder noticed the lack of secure and private phones on the market so he started a fundraising campaign to start a company and get the resources necessary to begin manufacturing. With the campaign successful and a company established, he then opened the phone to pre-orders starting at $799 USD for the Patriot Phone and $2999 for the Patriot Freedom which is the exact same phone running on the latest hardware from 2017 but proudly made in the USA by hardworking Americans who only import half of the parts from China. GRIFT will also be offering a service called Patriot Pro which gives the user access to GRIFT's custom-built operating system called ChasteOS, a reskinned Ubuntu fork with what GRIFT calls "Security-Hardening Auto-Matrix". GRIFT has stated SHAM will guarantee your device will be spyware-free by using military-grade encryption technology to ensure maximum operational security. Subscriptions to Patriot Pro start at $6.99 per month.

A few select people who pre-ordered the phone have been offered to participate in a beta testing of the phone and ChasteOS, including our own Ethan Stiefellecker who had this to say about his Patriot Freedom: "Finally a phone that truly embodies the American spirit instead of relying on cheap Chinese labor like a bunch of communists. ChasteOS and SHAM also give a giant middle finger to big tech by providing bulletproof security and privacy that Apple and Android could only wish to attain. It also provides great convenience such as when plugging in a USB, unlike on Android, I don't need to authenticate the use of it; it just works right away without any annoying permission crap. If you don't want a phone made by America-hating communist big tech, I highly recommend the Patriot Phone."

You can order your Patriot Phone today and that includes shipping to Moxistan, just pay the 31 Nightcoin shipping and handling fee. GRIFT also guarantees your satisfaction and offers no questions asked refunds. Just fill out the refund request form on why you want your refund and they will get your refund processed in a quick three years.