Published 2025-12-1 by Pimp de l'Amoure
The following is a transcript of a speech during a meeting discussing Moxistan's immigration policies. Speaking style has been retained in writing at the request of Pimp de l'Amoure.
Now I'z been hearin' the arguments from all sides regardin' this here immigration bullshit but I'z gots some reasonin' to do that I'm sure most yall hadn't considered. I'm in the camp that's all for keepin' Moxistan's immigration bullshit open and my argument comes down to one word: bitches.
I lovez me some bitches! The more bitches the better! Let's start with the fundamentals: More open immigration means more bitches. These here anti-immigration bullshitters ain't know jack shit! How's the hell you'z gon' gets some bitches up in this shit if you ain't lettin' any of 'em in? The economy thrives on bitches but yall dumbfucks ain't got that through yo damn heads. More bitches means more businesses which means more jobs. And don't give me that "takin' our jobs" bull-fuckin'-shit 'cause you know damn well Moxistan has the least friction to startin' a business. Like half this nation's companies was founded by foreigners, my own shit included. And Mr. Adams, I know you be orderin' that spicy latte supreme from Kamadeva Brothels so don'tchyu be goin' on about how them foreigners be ruinin' this country.
One of the main reasons this damn country was founded was to give anyone of any background an opportunity to start they shit. If more bitches come, they can girlboss they way to the top and create jobs or they can come and work under the de l'Amoure umbrella 'til they sort they shit out and I know damn well half yall in this room be patrons of my establishments, all with a variety of tastes that can only be met if we continue to keep immigration open. And I needs my variety selection too. I needs bitches of all flavors: white bitches, black bitches, Asian bitches, brown bitches, multi-flavor bitches, bitches I ain't even able to pronounce where they from and if you'z gon' get in my way of gettin' my bitches, we'z gon' have a problem.
Hopef'ly I'z made myself clear in layin' out the fundamentals. Bitches be the foundation of society and if we ain't lettin' 'em in, we breakin' that shit down to dust.
About the Author
Pimp de l'AmourePimp de l'Amoure, also known as DeQuarius Valentin Abdul-Rahim Kamadeva de l'Amoure, is a former officer in the French Central Office for the Suppression of Trafficking in Human Beings (OCRTEH). He was the single best boots-on-the-ground officer in the organization with dozens of successful operations. However, due to frustrations with legal intricacies, he quit his position and moved to Moxistan, seemingly taking on a pimp persona he used in one of his operations. He is now the owner of a company with various businesses from cuddle cafes to prostitution brothels. He is also heavily involved in the regulation of his businesses' industries and seeks to create safe and gainful work environments for love workers, friendship workers, and sex workers in Moxistan to fight human trafficking through the power of the free market.